Despite what most of my readers think of me, I am a friend of Berlusconi. A great friend to those who see themselves only in times of need. Like now, for example. Given what I said, I advise him to leave for good on this ungrateful earth.
Silvio (excuse the audacity, but friends are using it. In fact, I'll tell you more about this: I think you have very toned buttocks ...), Silvio, I said, disappear forever. In a Canadian forest or on a beach in Tahiti, do you. No computer or fax, or hidden behind a beard under a wig. Got themselves a new life and forget the previous one. Play rummy or chess with the locals, laughing with them about your past from "statesman." Draw from your vast anecdotes to entertain the natives there associates on how to take the piss out of an entire people for almost twenty years (to you like jokes, do not you Silvio?). You know that laughter!
But I want to do more. In order not to leave anything to chance, I went to ask for expert advice on how you can make the case.
Doug Dyment is an expert in the art of packing. He is the author of onebag.com site, a site on the art of traveling light and without too many problems. According Dyment, the best way is to evaporate to leave with one suitcase, preferably in size "baggage". And that, dear Silvio, for a variety of reasons.
For an economic factor because it does not have to pay the porters or the surcharge for extra baggage (not that you lack the money, but have less money for indigenous girls, I do not know if I understand. ..).
With only a suitcase, you can get to the airport just before the plane took off. You can freely take trains or buses or metro, without waste of money for taxis (always a factor bunga bunga). Upon arriving at their destination to avoid queues for the withdrawal of cases and have more time to go see the local wildlife (I do not know what I mean). Not to mention that, with a single piece of luggage, you will lose less time to pack up and, I know, that the hours are precious to you.
But beyond all these bazzeccole, traveling light is the best solution for you and the planet. Less transport to move your items, less fuel and less greenhouse gases. It is more likely for your friends (Alfano, Gelmini, Calderoli, Vespa, Minzolini, D'Alema and so on) can leave this ungrateful earth.
No, please, Silvio, I thank. For this and more friends ....
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